Hey Douche...

I don't like you. It's not going to change. I'm not sorry.

Venting is really good for the soul.

In other not so much news...JohnRoss continues to bring up the idea of me writing a book. Mostly I think he is joking, but he is right, some of the stories I have to tell are pretty damn funny. We talked about it the other day and I would have to change a lot of names, possibly even genders, to keep some things a secret. Not that I have many secrets, but you know, other people censor themselves a lot more easily then I do. I'm not sure of my target audience, but here's the working title: "Get Drunk and Get Laid". That made JohnRoss say, "Oh dear..."

I am totally kidding, that's not what it would be called at all. I don't have a title yet. Suggestions would be nice. Please remember, this is going to be partially autobiographical, so if your name is JohnRoss, Brittany, Teetz, Kayleen, Brett, Evan, Knapp, Ken, Silas, Adam or Amanda, you will undoubtedly have at least a few paragraphs devoted to you. Those of you who I think are douchebags, believe me, you will also have your parts. Remember that line from 'A Knight's Tale' when Chaucer says, "I will eviscerate you in fiction. Every pimple, every character flaw. I was naked for a day; you will be naked for eternity."? Yeah, it's kinda like that. I can't wait. And the best part is, it won't be fiction. Hahahaha.

So next week I think we're going to Omaha again which is very exciting because, well, I kinda like guns now. It's odd. But I enjoy it. And Evan is actually quite patient with me so everyone wins.

Speaking of Omaha, last week was Fall Interview Day and I went and spoke to some of the district reps. I ended up interviewing with OPS on the spot! It was pretty groovy, the hiring rep gave me his extension # and I am supposed to call to set up times to go tour some of the different schools in OPS to see where I might like to interview at some day. I know, I know, I loathe Omaha and most people from there (with a few exceptions of course) but the process itself is at least a great learning experience if nothing else comes from it. I also talked to a consulting firm who hires for different districts around the country. They're looking for openings for me in the follow locations: Boston, NYC, Durham, San Francisco, Vegas/Reno, etc. Pretty hott, huh?

That's really all for now. This morning's post was written when I was very tired and not completely coherent from all the tired. I have got to stop staying up so late, seriously. It's a disease, really. But who am I kidding, we know it's not going to change any time soon.